What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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My mum is called Steve

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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penis haha

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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