On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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What is a chair?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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