What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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