what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Tony Romo

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Womens' sports

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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