Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Of course, first door on your left

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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