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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

How many light bulbs? 1

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

hey John will you make some copies

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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