whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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