- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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