- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

your mom died.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

So I was walking down the road today

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

who's a slut... you're mom

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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