You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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