Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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