- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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