Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

cliché rebecca black joke.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

book 'em danno

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

shut up iggy

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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