Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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