that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

I'm hungry.

Chuck Norris Dies.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Autism speaks but not really

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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