- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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a person who will soon die of beeties

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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