- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

I'm Batman.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Blake wilkeys hair style

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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