- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Neither have I

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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