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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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