What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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Donkey lips

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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