- Anti Joke

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

whats worse than gill? nothing

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor