- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

outside your comfort zone

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

How do you hold someone in suspense?

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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