- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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Your wife died during the delivery.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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