Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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You and your parents are going to die today

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Cancer.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

you first

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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