Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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