- Anti Joke

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?