What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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