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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

This is a joke. Laugh!

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Mormons having fun.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

I have aids

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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