Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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A midget walks under a bar

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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