How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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pauls tuck

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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