- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

You see how lame this is?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

What's circular and round A circle

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

When is a door not a door? Never.

Cripples are lame.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

VAGINA.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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