Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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A seal walks into a club.

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9/11

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Anti Joke

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