- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Knock knock ... No ones home

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

once upon a time, it snowed

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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