- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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