WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Knock knock knock OCD

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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