- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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