What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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No, Trinidad.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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William wright is Gay

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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British Dentistry

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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