- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

your mother

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

My kids are mistakes.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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