What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

A man... walks.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

gay people

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

The MLS

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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