Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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Illumati Confirmed

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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