What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

say cheese

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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