- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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