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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Do you like your life? No. OK.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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