- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

The FCC

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Women's rights

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

sweating like antoni with a girl

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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