- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

what do u call a apple a apple

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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