Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

Your social life.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Women's rights

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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The FCC

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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