- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

what do u call a apple a apple

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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