- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Do you like your life? No. OK.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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