why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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