- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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