How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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My name is Harry.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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Lil Wayne

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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Dumb

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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Penis.

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