- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

People Order Our Patties

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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