knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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