- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

The jets are a good team..

Vagina cream... end of story

How do you make a car? You build it.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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