What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Christianity

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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