Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

women's rights

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

I'm hungry.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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