- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

bees knees

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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