why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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think twice or at least think

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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