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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Asians

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.