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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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