Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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Womens Rights

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Your all fags

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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a seal walks into a club.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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Loner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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