- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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