What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

You see how lame this is?

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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