If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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your social life.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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