This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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Anti Joke

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