I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Lets Go Lakers!

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