A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

obama's promises

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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