Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Donkey lips

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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