Lets Go Lakers!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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