What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Your Mom

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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