What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Apple juice.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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