how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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oooh look a banshee

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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You will not press the like button.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Why did the

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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