Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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