Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

My parents have an open marriage.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

I told you it would happen

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

i have two hands.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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